I like cats
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

(via the-bitchextraordinaire)

(via queenofthe7seas)

I feel like I’m genuinely wasting my life right now

Giving Sam an idea of what I’ll do to his penis if he ever hurts me again 😊😊




Eyebrow game strong

Oh you

Anonymous asked:
HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT NEW TRICKS??? I'm disappointed in myself. Sorry that you're feeling so lonely tonight, tumblr user steven-anita-smith

Aw thank you x

Anonymous asked:
CrimeWatch? CSI? NCIS? Traffic Cops? Numb3rs? Dexter? The Mentalist? Murder She Wrote? Poirot? Midsummer Murders? The Bill?

New tricks I think lol

Anonymous asked:
What's on the telly?

Shit all lol, some crime thing

Anonymous asked:
By 'ere! You know, like, what the Welsh say. "Where is tha'?" "Oh, it's by 'ere love!" (Gavin & Stacey, 2007)

Ohhhh right :’) sorry I let the side down a bit then

Anonymous asked:
When I feel lonely I fill the silences with really cool music, read lots of fic and/or send annoying snapchats to my housemates

I don’t have housemates to send annoying snapchats to :( I’m just in bed with the tv on in the background

Anonymous asked:
How's your day been? I've been chilling by 'ere *shrug* (is that how you use "by 'ere"?)

Was okay, I just worked aha. What :’)

Anonymous asked:
Or guy, I don't know your pronouns, sorry, that was assumptive of me :s

You cutie. I’m a girl haha. Just feel all lonely y’know. Don’t have many friends anymore